Phrases you only Utter When you are a Mutter..

or, in this case Grandmutter. =P "Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa. Isaac put lotion all over the cat". Isaac was playing quietly in his room. A little TOO quietly. I found him naked, COVERED in lotion, and lotion spread over his TV, the rug and the carpet. And evidently the cat... I tried to scold him but it was pretty much hilarious. Why would he put lotion on the CAT?