Favorite EE cards..

I saw a blong link up a few weeks ago where you were supposed to compile your favorite EE cards. I missed the link up, but thought I would still participate.


This card is how I feel every time I am around the PTA mom's at Isaac's school...

Source: mommysavers.com via Lauren on Pinterest

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And my favorite one EVER:

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Happy Thursday to you!

This is my life...

Tee-hee

My mom picked me this cute little Valentine's Day Decoration:

Someone in my house gets a kick of rearranging them on a regular basis... =)

oh boy

"Hey Isaac, want to go out for icecream tonight?" "No mommy, I don't want to get diabetes" This is what I get for subjecting him to endless hours of the Biggest Loser over Christmas break....

:)

"Mom, when I was a baby in your stomach, could you feel me kicking you?" "I sure could." "And when you ate cereal, did it fall on my head?"

=)

"Mom, my foot smells like barbeque" --Isaac.

so freaked out....

to log into facebook and see this in the "people you might know" thing:

yikes....

Of all the cool presents Isaac got for his birthday...

It's been the fart putty that has had us in stiches all afternoon.

What can I say? We're easily amused.

Uhhh....

Isaac (after barging in on me in the bathroom): Mom, what are you doing? Me: I'm shaving my legs. Isaac: Ooooh, so women shave their legs and men shave their backs?

USA #1

I love him, love him, love him. Can't wait for his rally in Washington...

a picture of me that is more than 10 years old

This was taken of me my sophomore year at Pitt. If it's not ten years old, it's pretty close. It was taken on this newfangled contraption, a camera that put your pictures right on the computer: a digital camera! Seriously, these pictures were the first time I had ever seen or heard of one. This isn't my dorm room, it is down in the engineer guys room (co-ed floor with girls wings and guys wings).

My room...

And just for fun.... (in case you couldn't tell, it is a flyer for LOCKERS)

tee hee

=)

Some things never change

Overheard in first grade classroom: C: Hey, A. Spell ICUP. A: I-C-U-P C: You see me pee? Gross!!! I remember telling that joke myself. Glad it's still alive and kicking.

=)

Tee hee...

Here's a few more from the same site:

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never argue with a woman who reads

This is my friend Britney Although she is currently Sister Boyd serving a Mission in San Antonio Texas. When she was living in PA as a nanny we would often trade book recommendations. I was cleaning out my inbox and came across this forward she sent me a while back. Never Argue with a Woman. One morning, a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book?' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area!' he yells. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading!' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment.. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Husbands of the Year

For all my single ladies... I think it's better to be alone than be with these guys.

Random thoughts

Got this from someone else's blog, so I can't take credit. But I sure relate to most of them!

* Was learning cursive really necessary?

* I wonder if cops ever get ticked off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit?

* Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

* I wish Google Maps had an 'Avoid Ghetto' routing option.

* More often than not, when someone is telling me a story, all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better- but also more directly involves me.

* The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never be ending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again.

* Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Kids today are soft.

* I think that everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure that I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really really gets it.

* I would rather carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips from the car to bring my groceries in.

* LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

* Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely terrifying.

* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent someone from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

* Bad decisions make good stories.

* Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they're from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem...

* You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

*Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVD's? I don't want to have to restart my collection.

*I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I didn't make any changes to.

*I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. "I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?"

*I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

* When I meet a new boy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.

* I like all of the music on my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle- then I like about one in every fifteen songs on my iTunes.

* Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

* As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation- I always hate cyclists.

* Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Gonna Make You Sweat *Sw-eat*

I definitely remember dancing to this song as sleepovers in sixth grade. I don't know how Isaac heard of this song but he loves it. He gets to sing the women's part ("Every body dance now") and I have to sing the rap part featuring such sweet lyrics as "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut, so move your BUTT" Also, this particular video is just hilarious. Don't know how to make it bigger though... Here is the link if you prefer..