More from the E-Harmony reject pile

It's a free communication month, so I hopped by over to the site...

like a month to a flame.

So here's some more lovely people e-harmony thinks I am terribly compatible with.... enjoy.

Last book I read and enjoyed: 'Twilight', It was very intriging how a man and a woman so different love one another so much. It was their differences that made them love each other so much.

Maybe I'm too picky... but I don't want to date any guy who read/enjoyed Twilight. Good grief. That being said, at least he filled in the question. I despise when someone says "I hate reading" or "Not so into books". At least say something lame like "Training manual for my work" or "I only have time to read stuff for school". Saying you hate reading is an instant rejection. It automatically gives the impression that you are a couch potato and unintelligent. Ridiculous spelling mistakes are also grounds for immediate deletion. Sure, we all make occasional errors or typos but words like "sense", "friends" "Jesus" and "Philadelphia"(!!!!!!) should be spelled correctly. Also axed a guy who had on flannel shirts in all of his pictures. Probably petty, but yikes.

Which, let's talk about pictures. Don't put pictures of yourself with your arm around some girl who has been awkwardly cut out of the picture. Get a friend to snap a decent picture of you. Come on.

And for heaven's sake, do NOT put a picture of yourself next to a guy dressed as Pikachu.

And this guy... I don't even know where to begin.... You pay a significant amount of money to have an active online profile on the site, and you choose to make the old Washington Monument penis joke for your profile picture? Good luck finding your soulmate, jackass. (Although, at least the last book he claims to have read was 1984... small redemption)

Free communication week goes on until Valentine's Day and I have over 300 matches to slog through, so there is plenty more where these came from...