Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I did NOT send Isaac to school in shorts and a t-shirt today. It's really as warm as I thought it would be. Now I'm that mom being judged by all the teachers... I was NOT asked by the school librarian today (an older guy who is right on the borderline of hilarious and pervy) if I had just woken up due to the extreme unruliness of my hair. Yeah, I need a haircut. I get it. I do NOT regularly get e-mails from AARP. I'm only 28. What the heck?!?! I did NOT forget all about an IEP meeting tomorrow. I did NOT have to stay at work till nearly 7:00 to finish everything I need to do to get ready. I did NOT finish off most of the leftover cheesecake in the faculty fridge after school and then stop by McDonald's for dinner. I am NOT laying in bed watching Intervention instead of working out as the cheesecake and fries settle themselves on my hips and thighs.