oh man...

More from the e-harmony reject pile:

• The most influential person in John's life is: Mr. Miagi, I learned a lot from that man.

* uhhh...

• Things Klaus can't live without: Family, house, computer, bicycle, Life Goes On DVD

* Well that's a first...

• Things Hendrick's can't live without: compassion, family and friends, adobe acrobat

* for real?