Not me Monday (on saturday)

I'm joining in this week (albeit a little early) * My four year old did NOT clog up the upstairs toilet with about half a roll of the thick expensive toilet paper I recently bought. And I did NOT wait and let my brother deal with the toilet when he called to say he was five minutes away.

* I did NOT watch the Lifetime special The Pregnancy Pact two and a half times this week...

* I do NOT put things on my to-do list that I have already done simply for the pleasure of seeing them crossed off. Nope, never. * This is NOT the pile of clean laundry I must fold and put away (along with the two more loads in the basement, and now the bathmat [for the second time today] which was flooded with toilet water less than an hour after I pulled it out of the dryer and placed in back on the bathroom floor) . *I did NOT take my bra off in the living room the other day when I was watching TV and throw it behind the couch because I was too lazy to take it upstairs. And Isaac did NOT discover it and pull it out when my brother and his girlfriend were over today. And if that were to occur, I certainly would NOT blame the cats and make up a story about them dragging my laundry all over the house... *Neither this week, nor any other week have I taken the laptop into the bathroom with me... no, not me... NEVER!

* I do NOT occasionally give in and let Isaac put on some of my make-up.

*Isaac did NOT start singing "Yeah" by Lil Jon and Usher in front of PDH. I did NOT have to try to come up with an explanation while PDH looked horrified that I would let my son listen to that song often enough to memorize the chorus... (for the record, he has a photographic memory, for real). Nope. Not me.