for all your Avon needs...

I have joined a different dating site at the recommendation of a friend and so far I like it a lot better than E-Harmony.  Friday I briefly chatting online with someone through the site when I had to leave.  He asked me to call him, and I figured, why not?

I blocked my number, and gave him a call.  After 1-2 minutes of random chit chat, he says "So do you like Avon?"

I was like, "Huh?"

"Avon, you know-- the beauty products?"

"Oh... well, I guess so."

"Because I'm an Avon consultant as a second job.  So if you ever need any Avon let me know.  I guess you'll have to call me, since you blocked your number, and I can't call you."

I quickly made up an excuse to get off the phone.  As we were saying good-bye, he said "Don't forget to call me if you need any Avon!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.