Welcome to the world's most awkward profile picture ever. Look at how weird her hand is on his arm.... I don't know if you can read the caption but it says "Can't wait to go see my mother again soon". Just no.... on a million different levels....
And the profile content for this week's "matches" didn't disappoint either:
The most important thing I am looking for in a person is: Kindness? Sweetness? Show-Stopping Beauty? I kid! Sweetness isn't really necessary...Some additional information I want you to know: I don't have any extra toes, fingers, or nipples...
The most influential person in my life has been: My best friend Tom, his wife actually thinks were having an affair! Seriously?! Keep that to yourself!!!Some additional information I want you to know: I am a very caring, compassionate man, despite the stereotypes my profession may portray [he sells used cars]. I am very excited about meeting the woman who can not only be the Laurel to my Hardy, but also the Michele to my Barack .
And a few good typos:
Favorite Band: Linking Park
A Book I Read Recently and Enjoyed: The Great Gaspy (seriously, that one made me giggle for like 6 straight minutes) Oh boy...
3 comments:
"I am very excited about meeting the woman who can not only be the Laurel to my Hardy, but also the Michele to my Barack"......CORNY!!
You have made me laugh so much this morning:)
hahaha, I just love the "michelle to barack" comment.....oh that was soooo funny. Where do these people come from?
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