The Somewhat Domestic Goddess

Time for another round of Online Profile DON'Ts, taken from actual profiles. Gotta love e-harmony.

• I am passionate about: puzzles. Hey, if that's your passion, I guess I shouldn't judge. I just can't imagine getting passionate about puzzles.
• I typically spend my leisure time: reading, going to 12 step meetings, playing frisby golf. Way to subtly work that in. I dunno, I feel like that is something you should reveal once you get to know a person. Yikes.

• I typically spend my leisure time: cosplaying.... AHHHHHHHHHH
• Things I can't live without are: Sports, Music, Chicken, Phone, Car Chicken? Seriously? You can't live without CHICKEN?! That just seems so random and bizarre.

• DON'T put in your online profile that you have never dated anyone ever before. That's just terrifying and doesn't make anyone want to click on your profile.

• DON'T post this as your picture. It's small but I think you can see that on each of the lenses of his glasses is the reflection of his laptop screen. That's the BEST picture you have to put up??