- I did NOT have a duffle bag with odds and ends from my mid-August shore vacation still on the floor of my room as of Saturday morning. I have NOT been stepping around it and over it for weeks (months?) rather than taking the ten minutes to unpack it and put it away. I did NOT only unpack it solely because my girlfriend Becca was coming over to see my house for the first time.
- I did NOT totally oversleep and miss church yesterday, waking up in what would be halfway through the second hour. Nope, not me.
- Isaac did NOT start to sing along to some ridiculously campy pop song on the radio today. And when I asked him how he knew the words I did NOT nearly wet my pants when he replied "Daddy listens to that song all the time."
- I did NOT overbook myself on Saturday, causing me to bail on a gf only to run into her bf while I was out at the exact place I told her I didn't want to go. He did NOT call me on it and I did NOT squirm and feel guilty and have to attempt damage control.
- I am NOT contemplating taking a "mental health day" in the coming weeks to catch up on odds and ends and get my 3 inch long roots taken care of.
- I am NOT going to send my kid into school with a box of tampons for the drive for the local foodbank. Although they were on the list of things they desperately needed, I would never make my son bring feminine hygiene products to school when all of his other classmates are sending in canned goods simply because I had a high valued coupon for them.
And there's plenty more denial where that came from...
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