New Moon was total and complete drivel. I knew what I was getting into having read the book.
Bella was equal parts annoyingly helpless and viciously heartless to Jacob (and a dash of horrible acting) and has a habit of going cross eyed every time she is in a tight shot.
Edward actually managed to not come across as much as an abusive boyfriend as he does in the book. As in Twilight, his lipstick is so dark and obvious it is distracting.
The music was loud and melodramatic.
But I still give this movie two thumbs ups. I give this movie TWO ALL CAPS THUMBS UP!!!! (with exclamations).
I give this movie TwO aNnOyInGlY CaPiTaLiZeD tHuMbS Up!!!
And that is because for most of the movie you are treated to this lovely sight:
A closer look...
and from the side...
I don't think there is much I can type that can adequatley express my appreciation for the fact that he is shirtless for 80% of the movie. I can definitely put up with Kristen Stewart's heavy breathing and overacting if it means more Jacob time.
A closer look...
and from the side...
I don't think there is much I can type that can adequatley express my appreciation for the fact that he is shirtless for 80% of the movie. I can definitely put up with Kristen Stewart's heavy breathing and overacting if it means more Jacob time.
1 comment:
haha! We watched it in Rome, and I have to admit - one of my favorite parts was all the girls oohing and squealing when he first came on the screen shirtless :)
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